Anonymous asked: is it true that you soiled a little girl's bed sheets and hid the evidence? I KNOW
oh my god! who is this! don’t call the cops, i’ll do anything ANYTHING
An average day of sorts with me making the all important decision to begin a vlog tomorrow.Other fun packed events have included checking up on my tremendously unpopular Ebay sale, projectile vomiting into the toilet from motion sickness after watching an hour of recorded footage from a holiday two years ago and (to cap it all off) making a handful of sloppy rice to feed my bile-empty stomach.
College, where are you?
it ain’t me, babe. it ain’t me you’re looking for
I’d like to take this opportunity to mention that we are 18 simple days away from having our minds blow